This is not my ceiling
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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