Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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