69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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