His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
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