That's intense
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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