she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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