glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
