You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
two words: eviction party
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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