that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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