let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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