I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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