I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Houston, we have a blender
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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