and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm lost and stupid without you.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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