I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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