Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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