yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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