im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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