i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Randomize
