Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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