I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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