So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm both gender and math confused
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