Umm I'm too high to move.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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