Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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