Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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