Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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