I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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