It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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