Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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