New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
is that a dick in a sweater?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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