I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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