He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
The Olympian is in my bed
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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