Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Randomize
