I seem to have left my pride at pride
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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