I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
