I must be too annoying 4 u.
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I can't turn off my feet"
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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