After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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