Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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