she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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