worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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