Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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