i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Non-Jews are for practice
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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