Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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