"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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