I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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