Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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