The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left