I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
Love having children with random chicks
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?