i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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