Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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