Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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