would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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