OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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