JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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