I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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