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I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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