Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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