What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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