Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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